Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Marry, kill, fuck

Oprah, Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'donnell. GO!

I'm killing Oprah, fucking Ellen and marrying Rosie. Just cause I marry a whale doesn't mean I have to bang her.

Another thing to dwell upon:
Would you rather have cheeto fingers (fingers covered in the orange dust from eating cheetos) forever, or diarrhea for 5 straight hours.

To reward actually reading this blog because I put about 2 minutes into it...
All the qualities my next girlfriend should have...plus doing my laundry.

8 comments:

  1. Easy. Mary Oprah, fuck Ellen and kill Rosie.

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  2. I like Chris's plan. Oprah's got a mountain of money, Ellen is probably the most attractive out of the 3, and Rosie just needs to go.

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  5. lol this is great. kill oprah, fuck ellen, merry rosie

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  6. It was said...marry O, F Ellen, Kill Rosie. I hate rosie.

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