Good thing I stocked up on the older ones.
There's always a lot of discussion on just what equals a Four Loko. Is it 6 beers and 2 cups of coffee or 9 beers and 4 shots of espresso. I don't give a flying fuck. If I shotgun one of these bad boys, I'm going to be having a great night that I'll barely remember. This beverage isn't for the faint of heart, or maybe it is. Go ahead and drink one. Sure the taste isn't amazing, but I think watermelon tastes like a damn Jolly Rancher. Lemonade and grape are my other go-to flavors. I'd rather "suffer" through a drink that reminds me of alcoholic candy than drink an 18-pack to get a drink.
Here's a little treat: a woman in her natural habitat wearing her cultural attire.
I ain't mad at her.