Tuesday, January 18, 2011

"Its gonna be a loko night"

I'm sure everyone's heard of a Four Loko by now. If you haven't, its time to move out from under your rock and join society in its quest to forget how fucked up it is by getting hammered. Unfortunately, the new generation of Lokos have no more caffeine in them because 14 year olds don't know how to handle alcohol at all.

Good thing I stocked up on the older ones.

There's always a lot of discussion on just what equals a Four Loko. Is it 6 beers and 2 cups of coffee or 9 beers and 4 shots of espresso. I don't give a flying fuck. If I shotgun one of these bad boys, I'm going to be having a great night that I'll barely remember. This beverage isn't for the faint of heart, or maybe it is. Go ahead and drink one. Sure the taste isn't amazing, but I think watermelon tastes like a damn Jolly Rancher. Lemonade and grape are my other go-to flavors. I'd rather "suffer" through a drink that reminds me of alcoholic candy than drink an 18-pack to get a drink.

Here's a little treat: a woman in her natural habitat wearing her cultural attire.
I ain't mad at her.


  1. There's a black market for 4loko...just sayin`.

  2. After looking at how many cals and sugar one 4loko had.. I stopped drinking it

  3. I reserve Lokos for special occasions...and lately I'll only drink that and nothing else in a night. I bought a pallet of them so why waste it.

  4. HAHAHAHAHA picture and comment made my day. REP DA MAN

  5. HAHAH

    luckily my gf owns a 7-11, and they took all the 4loko (with caffine) to their house since the company didnt pick it up.

  6. great! subbed

  7. haaha love the don't tread on me.

  8. Wish they had that stuff in Canada...I tried so hard to get some but couldn't before they stopped makin them...

    Hit me back brah!