Drinking and running

I'm not really a huge fan of running due to the negative effects it has on your joints, but I occasionally do some sprints so I don't become too fat and slow. I'll try to blog more about the negative aspect of running tomorrow after I run a 5k (wait, what?).

I'll be hitting the bar hard tonight since I skipped happy hour to go to the gym and knowing myself, I'll still be up around 7am to make it to the race. I figure if I beat at least half of the people there, I know I accomplished something...especially after binge drinking the night before.

I may hate cardio, but I love girls that do it.

Went out last night

I was sober for the last 10 days of January and went to 3 bars last night. Needless to say I'm only blogging about this to brag I only remember going to 1 bar.

Moral of the story: Don't take a week off of drinking. That's for pussies.

Speaking of pussy...

Don't Fuck with Testosterone!

No, I'm not saying injecting it into your ass is necessarily a bad thing. I'm thinking more along the lines of how the government is content with legal estrogenic products, but the real testosterone boosters (aka steroids) and testosterone in general are deemed as a terrible plague upon the human race.

Let's start with the basics. Testosterone is "the male" sex hormone (quotations because women actually do produce small amounts of it, as do men produce small amounts of estrogen for balance). I'm no chemist, but I did get a B in high school chemistry. In case you actually care about it, 17-beta-hydroxy-4-androstene-3-one is testosterone. Testosterone is produced in the testes (or the balls, as I was so eloquently told by a friend explaining it to me in high school) and is involved in starting puberty.

Benefits range from the obvious to the unseen. Unless you've been living under a rock, you know injecting testosterone in yourself will increase muscle mass, which is just one of the benefits. Others include libido, aggression, longevity, increased metabolic rate and energy. It is also noted in studies that with low testosterone come higher rates of depression. Higher levels of testosterone have shown to lower anxiety levels (my interpretation is because you're too busy being a fucking man).

While testosterone is positively correlated to levels of aggression, that doesn't mean to be a shithead and try to fight everyone you see. Most of the bad rap on steroids stems from people who aren't intelligent enough to use it. They have a short temper, add more testosterone and freak out over the stupidest shit. Then they forget to regulate their hormones after their cycle is over and think they are a woman trapped in a man's body (yes that does happen on occasion, but only for the terribly uneducated).

Maybe its just me, but maybe testosterone shouldn't be as taboo as people make it out to be. We're too busy being politically correct and pandering to the weak instead of telling them to "man up".

I'm too lazy to cite my sources, but Google and Google Scholar helped me out.

Who needs sources with a pic like this?

I finally wrote this while I was bored at work, so let me know if it sucks/if you catch any errors.

I've been sober...

Since Sunday. Time to fix that by getting real disrespectful at my favorite bar.

In lieu of a real blog post again I'll leave you with a few hot girls...

Enjoy.

Marry, kill, fuck

Oprah, Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'donnell. GO!

I'm killing Oprah, fucking Ellen and marrying Rosie. Just cause I marry a whale doesn't mean I have to bang her.

Another thing to dwell upon:
Would you rather have cheeto fingers (fingers covered in the orange dust from eating cheetos) forever, or diarrhea for 5 straight hours.

To reward actually reading this blog because I put about 2 minutes into it...

All the qualities my next girlfriend should have...plus doing my laundry.

I've been slacking

Haven't gotten around to finishing my research I said I would blog about last time. Classes are getting busy since syllabus week is actually over (there goes my 5 nights/week at the bar). On the upside, PLEDGES. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, pledge season is here. I was in class during initiation, but I'll be there to tell them how hard it was back in my back (obviously because I'm so fucking old....psych!).

Regardless, I had class tonight where the female professor told us that women weren't targeted for crimes because they were the weaker sex (oh really?). She said senior citizens were more at risk to become victims at crime at night, my only problem with that is that many old people can't even stay awake once the sun goes down. Little does she know that if my grandfather heard her say this shit, he would be furious. It would probably go down a little like this...

Tell 'em Grandpa.

Side note: I don't condone actually hitting women, but if they want to be equals with men in certain aspects, they should be aware of certain consequences. Fuck the pussification of the modern era.

Now go lift something heavy and fuck a slut. Or masturbate, you're probably a virgin if you're reading this.

Dat ass.

Testosterone?

Why is it that you can find estrogen-related products in any pharmacy, but ask a doctor about testosterone and they do everything to tell you how irrelevant it is. I'm pretty sure testosterone is very relevant to any male that is walking around today. I'll actually write up a real post on this when I have time to actually look up sources.

Your test production just doubled.